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If you're chair of the Australian government's ethics committee it's best not to text a photo of your penis plonked in a glass of plonk
Name: Peter Dowling
Age: Old enough to know better.
Appearance: Top half: the model of authoritative respectability. Bottom half: a close-up of a penis plonked in a glass of wine.
Really? Another politician has been caught taking pictures of his junk? Yes. This time it's an Australian one – and the chair of the Australian government's ethics committee to boot.
He actually took a picture of his penis dunked in a glass of wine? On what planet is that considered even vaguely sexy? This is a debate for another time. There's a bigger issue at hand.
I suppose maybe if you're turned on by abnormal skills of dexterity. I mean, who has the co‑ordination to juggle a phone, a full glass of wine and a penis at the same time?This guy's a superman. I feel you may be missing the point here.
Is the point about genital staining? Because surely that has to come into play at some point if there's wine involved. No. Stop this. It's about the wave of sleazy old politicians ruining their marriages and their reputations by taking pictures of their bingbongs.
You're right. First Anthony Weiner and now Peter Dowling. It's an epidemic. Don't forget Florida politician Richard Steinberg– AKA "itsjustme24680" – who last year resigned after being caught sending a married Miami prosecutor text messages referring to her as "Sexxxy mama".
Classy. It seems to indicate a fundamental misunderstanding of modern technology, doesn't it? These are all middle-aged men. Perhaps they don't know how simple it is to hack into these devices, or how easily the images can be shared.
It's not like this is the first political sex scandal ever, though. No, but it is the first time graphic images of politicians' genitals have been made so widely available. Perhaps they should all just go back to having affairs with their secretaries.
They're not just politicians, though. They're human beings, with human desires. So are you, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want to see your penis.
What if I put it in a wine glass? You disgust me.
Do say: "Keep it in your pants."
Don't say: "But, Peter, I was drinking that."
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